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Saturday, 28 July 2012

Little Darcy Hookhands

Little Darcy Hookhands
Based on a true story

 

Darcy, like the rest of us, was excited about her first year of law school.  She sat in the second row, opposite of me, and watched the teacher intently.  Her arms were folded, sometimes in her lap, or sometimes her hands would rest on the table next to her Macbook Air.  The professors were all fond of Darcy, because she would only answer when she really knew the answer to a question.  Unlike many of the gunners, who longed to hear themselves speak, and who were often wrong, Darcy thought about the question, and often waited for others to speak before she would tell the professor the correct answer. 

The teachers perhaps pitied Darcy in a way, because of her predicament.  You see, when she would put her hands on the table in front of her, with her arms crossed, you could see that she had no hands.  Nobody asked her where they had gone to, or how they were lost.  Instead, she had two big shiny hooks for hands that gleamed under the light of that big classroom. 

I'll remember in property class we were speaking of animals.  We had just finished one of the most crazy cases on property dealing with animals, Pierson v. Post.  I remember that Darcy was called upon during this case.  Mesmerized by her, I sat intently, listening to her words.  I still remember exactly what she said to this day:
In order to obtain title to a ferae naturae (wild animal) a person must take it. The “first to kill and capture” is the superior rule of law. Had Post mortally wounded the animal, it would have been sufficient to show possession since this would have deprived the animal of its natural liberty. However, the plaintiff was only able to show pursuit and therefore acquired no property interest in the animal.
I could not help but notice that her voice was beautiful as she spoke.  She radiated confidence as she stated each word.  She grasped the case almost as well as the professor.  I could tell that he tried to challenge her, but to no avail.  However, what I remember most about that day, October 17th 2010, was when another classmate, let's call him Rod Thompson, raised his gunner hand, and proceeded to ask one of the most idiotic of questions.  "Can a person obtain title to another person if he captures it?"

The professor was obviously not impressed by the fact that this young man did not actually think before he sputtered his ridiculous question.  "What do you think?" the professor asked.

"I... I... Well, no, that would be slavery."

The professor then asked the class what they thought about it.  Most agreed that it would be slavery. 

A few months later I was chosen to explain another case to the class, this one dealing with lost property.  The case was Armory v. Delamirie.  Since the case was so short, I just read the whole thing.  It went like this:
Finder of a jewel may maintain trover.
The plaintiff being a chimney sweeper's boy found a jewel and carried it to the defendant's shop (who was a goldsmith) to know what it was, and delivered it into the hands of the apprentice, who under pretence of weighing it, took out the stones, and calling to the master to let him know it came to three halfpence, the master offered the boy the money, who refused to take it, and insisted to have the thing again; whereupon the apprentice delivered him back the socket without the stones. And now in trover against the master these points were ruled:
1. That the finder of a jewel, though he does not by such finding acquire an absolute property or ownership, yet he has such a property as will enable him to keep it against all but the rightful owner, and consequently may maintain trover.
2. That the action well lay against the master, who gives a credit to his apprentice, and is answerable for his neglect.
3. As to the value of the jewel several of the trade were examined to prove what a jewel of the finest water that would fit the socket would be worth; and the Chief Justice directed the jury, that unless the defendant did produce the jewel, and shew it not to be of the finest water, they should presume the strongest against him, and make the value of the best jewels the measure of their damages: which they accordingly did.
 I remember looking over at Darcy to see if she approved.  By this time I thought she was so smart.  I just knew that she would take the CALI award for property, and perhaps for the rest of the courses.  "Why did she not go to Yale, Stanford, or even Harvard?" I wondered.  Why was she here? 

The professor was not impressed by my reading the case verbatim, but it was correct and he could not scold me for being right.  "Indeed," he said, looking at me.  I could tell he was conjuring quite a challenge for me.  I remember thinking to myself: think logically like a vulcan.  Think logically like a vulcan. 

"Now, tell me, if you were to lay something down and leave the room, and if you were to return the next day, looking for that item, would it be lost, or would it be mislaid?"

I went blank.  What would Spock say?  I was terrified.  I never liked being called on in class.  I never liked being the center of attention.  I was sweating, and I realized that a vulcan would not worry about it, I had been called on, and I could not change that now.  Instead I should focus on the question.  Being right or wrong is irrelevant.  The point is getting through the class.  You are being challenged, and most of the challenge is in your mind. 

"I think it would be lost," I said.  Little Darcy smiled at me, and I knew I was right. 

But I was only half right.  "It could be either," the professor said, "it depends on other factors." 

This was the typical response to the law school game.  Often no matter what you say is right or wrong.  If I was to say "it could be either," I would have heard, "no, it was clearly lost."  I was done.  But Darcy wanted to speak, and up in the air went her shining hook hand.

"Yes," the professor said, smiling. 

"This is kind of a personal question," Darcy said, blushing.
"That is fine," the professor said.  Generally he did not care for personal questions.  The gunners would sometimes ask questions such as "my grandfather bought some property and there's a ton of mice loose in one of the barns.  Are those mice his or does the federal government have constructive possession over the mice?" in which the professor would respond, "well, we went over wild animals, and as the case law states, the animals are owned by nobody until they are captured or deprived of their natural liberty.  However, the government might try to claim ownership of some animals, but probably not mice in a barn."

Darcy continued.  "My hooks, if I was to lay them down and leave, would they be considered a part of me, or just a chattel?"

I wish I would have asked her to the barrister's ball, but I was too shy.  And I figured she had to be taken.  She never spoke of a significant other, but her emerald green eyes and her pouty red lips seemed out of my league.  I was too shy to ever approach her and speak with her.  I knew she could tell I liked her though.  I always watched her speak and always sent smiles her way.

The year eventually came to an end, and as such, so does my tale.  I remember us all sitting there in class while the professor went over last year's exam.  He was telling us what he was looking for and what he did not want to see on the exam.  I was nervous, as this would be the first exam I would be taking in law school.  I was excited as well, as property was my favorite class.  Further, I wanted to prove myself and do great on this test. 

I knew I would not see Darcy on test day.  She had a disability that was obvious.  And I knew that the professors allowed concessions to be made for those with disabilities.  I was told that one of those concessions was six hours to take a three hour exam.  I also heard a couple of the other people in class were taking advantage of that particular concession. 

Darcy is the girl in the blue, on the right side of the picture.

It was a cool day when I arrived at my school to take that exam.  I walked up to the room, with my books and laptop in hand (open book test).  I sat down and got myself ready.  I usually sat in the front of the room, but for test day I would sit in the back.  As I was getting myself ready, I noticed Darcy walk in and sit down.  She tried to open her laptop, but was unable to do it very well.  Usually the girl she sat next to would help her, but she had yet to arrive.  I watched as she tried to open it to no avail.  I decided to make my way down there and open it for her.  I didn't say anything, but she thanked me and smiled, looking up at me with those beautiful eyes of hers.  I smiled back, probably blushing.  I wanted to ask her why she was not taking the test with the added time.  I knew she wanted to be like everyone else though.  She did not want to be seen as disabled, but as a person who had surpassed the challenges of the setback she had been dealt in life.  I was impressed.

The test began.  I typed furiously.  The question was about wild animals.  Perhaps it was for Darcy that the professor wrote it.  I sometimes looked down to see Darcy trying to hit the keys with her hands.  I could hear the noise of her hooks hitting the keyboard, but I did not let it distract me.  I let nothing distract me.  As the hours passed, I looked down towards Darcy and saw that her screen was barely covered with text, and that the words seemed misspelled. 

I must have typed 10,000 words on that exam.  At least it felt like it.  When I was done, I left the room, not speaking to anyone about the exam.  I went home and prepared for my upcoming exams. 

Next spring I found out Darcy was in the bottom of the class and had took a leave of absence.  I never saw her again.

Friday, 20 July 2012

Dating in Law School


Are you looking for love in law school, or have you graduated law school and wonder if any woman/man in her right mind will take you?  Well, I have some thoughts on the subject.  Before I begin I want to state that these are mainly my perceptions, and they may be wrong.  Further, I am up to being challenged on them, so if you disagree and have anything to add, go ahead and put it in the comments section.

It seems that today being in a relationship is of the utmost importance.  We see it all the time in the media, on movies, and in the books we read.  The idea of being alone is a miserable thought to many of us who crave the intimacy of some kind of partnership with another living breathing human being.  Being alone, society has told us, is a curse.  I disagree.  For some people, being single is a great thing.  There are many individuals who have gone on to do great things with their lives and have been single.  Further, many people have found happiness being single.   However, that does not help those who truly yearn for some kind of mate.


So, say you are in law school and looking for a partner.  Where should you be looking?  In the classroom, outside of the classroom?  Should you look in the law review area (that's where the real geniuses hang out)?  Should you look in the law school cafeteria?  Well, personally, I would never date another law student.  Well, I should not say never, but I would be incredibly careful about doing so.  First of all, one thing I have noticed about many (not all, but many) people in law school is that they think very, very highly of themselves.  Some will outright say that they are amongst the smartest people in society (just because they finished their first year of law school).  I would not want someone who incorrectly thinks that they are superior in such a way.  They say confidence turns on the opposite sex, but that is not confidence.  That's more akin to an ego that has got out of control.

Further, some would consider the debt level of the person they were dating, especially if one is marriage minded.  Do you want to go into a marriage with huge debt?  Personally, with the debt I carry, this would not be a huge issue to me.  I realize that if I was to double it, it will still be almost impossible to pay off.  Further, having a life partner, and someone you love and cherish for the rest of your life, is worth more than a legal education.  So, if I took on $200,000 of debt for law school, why not take on an extra $200,000 (or more) for someone that I can spend the rest of my life with? 

I would consider looking outside of law school for a partner.  Some say that older women do not find a law student or lawyer to be that great of a thing anymore.  Sure, an unemployed lawyer is not going to appeal to some women.  Many women do want a man who makes good money.  However, money is not everything, and there are many women out there who just want someone who they can be a partner with.  These are the kind of women I would search for.  Even a person making $200k a year can become disabled or fired.  If the partner would leave me over such a thing, then I would not want to be with that person.  Further, I don't think that there's anything wrong with finding a woman from the type of background where she would be impressed by a law student or lawyer.  Just because a woman does not make a great amount of money or have a impressive education doesn't mean she can't be an amazing person.  In fact, I have found women from these types of backgrounds to be more 'real' and accepting. 



One other piece of advice is to not chase that partner away with your lamenting over high debt.  Although you may have incredible debt levels (I do), I do not lose sleep over it, nor would I make my partner feel fear over it.  I know that I have to do something about the debt I have taken on, and making myself scared over it, or making my partner scared over it won't change a thing.  I am reminded of Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager who states that lamenting over something will not change what is already there.  I have my whole life ahead of me to correct the debt, and even if I take it to my grave, it can not take away my chance to have an amazing relationship with another human being.

Monday, 16 July 2012

Law School Attitudes

There are many attitudes regarding the law school system.  They range from the attitudes of the scam bloggers, who tend to be angry at the system which pooped them out with less than they entered with.  Big debt and little job prospects are the issues that the scambloggers seem to take.  Further issues include a total disregard for economic principles by a system known as the ABA.

There are some who love the law school system.  The deans and many of the professors (but not all) seem to really enjoy it.  And why would they not?  It seems like an easy enough job.  Maybe not as easy as some say.  However, to be paid $100-200k a year, and sometimes more, to teach a few classes and correct some essays once a semester doesn't seem like a bad gig.  To be honest, I'd take it. 

Then there are the lethargic students who I come in contact with.  They are very quiet about a lot of things, so I can't really gauge what they are thinking.  Many seem to not know about the real job market, although many are scared.  However, few are at the point as another scamblogger, JDPainterGuy, where they wish they never went to law school in the first place.

Some individuals are very depressed.  They are at the point of suicidal thoughts and thinking that their life will never be the same again.  One individual posted a comment on another law school blog relating to a plumber friend he knew that made an exceptional amount of money. 

Times have changed. I would trade my degrees to be able to have a job where I know things will get better, where I know I will not be replaced by a slave from the third world, and where I know that some political force would intervene on my behalf when things looked bleak. I would do this even if it meant working physically hard.

There are worse things in life than working with your hands, and when I finally decide to blow my brains out to end my mental anguish, I will have been living proof of it.
This is where I do not want to be.  However, at the same time, I understand that it is very hard to not feel down sometimes when you expected life to turn out a lot differently.  Many of the lethargic students at the law school where I attend will probably one day feel this way.  They still have expectations of law being a glamorous and wealth creating profession for anyone who can get a 148 on the LSAT. 



Many of these students have not looked at a 'scamblog' nor have they really got to see the life of a lawyer after law school.  Before I enrolled I had no idea what a lawyer did (other than what I saw from a couple episodes of Perry Mason.  Plus, Captain Picard in Star Trek the Next Generation does a bit of lawyering in a couple of the episodes).  Sadly, the big feeder web forum for law students, Top-Law-Schools, will stop at nothing to block links to scamblogs.  Nando's opus, ThirdTierReality has been redubbed "T14 Paradise".  If anything, it is a tyrannical mockery of the intelligence of a breed of people who has been told over and over that they are some of society's smartest individuals (a point that I seriously question -- many law students I have come in contact with show no more intelligence than many undergrads).  If anything, TLS (the dungheap of the law world) is doing their students an injustice by not allowing them to see alternative facts and make up their own still-developing and often childlike minds. 

I think that there is some importance to the power of positive thinking.  I think that telling yourself day after day that your life is worthless is not the right path to take.  Just because you did not do well in the legal field after believing you would does not make you a bad person.  There is still much that a person can do to better themselves and live a great life.  Although you may not make $160,000 a year in law, nor do you have any connections, you can still contribute something to the world.  I am saddened when I see a person state that they want to off themselves because of law school.  While three years and $200-300k is a lot of money, a life is worth much more.  I would propose taking some time out of your day and forgetting about law school and asking yourself what you want to do with the remainder of your life.  It is hard with student loans and debt, but nobody can take your life from you.  Why would you take it away from yourself?

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By the way, for some reason this blog was not allowing comments.  It now allows comments from anyone (anonymous included), so if you want to say something, feel free. 

Friday, 16 March 2012

My Downward Spiral



Back when I was in high school I used to fall asleep to the sounds of Nine Inch Nail's album "The Downward Spiral".  It is probably NIN's finest work (tied in my opinion with the two disc set that has the song The Nothing, on it.

Anyway, I want to share my Law School Downward Spiral with you all.

I tear you down I use you up.  Mr. Self Destruct....
This semester I have trudged by, wondering what will be the reality of my life after law school.  Some days, let me tell you, I am drowning in deep depression.  The law school world can be a terrifying place.  The legal economy is literally falling apart at record speeds.  University of Nebraska School of Law's Space Program will not provide solace for us.  We can not hope to escape it.

Anyway, at the beginning of the last semester, things looked so promising.  I got a mentor who has a very impressive background.  I had a legal internship (the wall scrubbing gig I wrote about), and was feeling very good about myself.  Well, I quit the scrubbing job, which made it so I did not want to talk to the mentor.  I was afraid she would not be impressed, so I stopped replying to her e-mails.  It is sad too, because I thought that she could help me out.  But now, fast forward about 4 months later, I want to talk to her, but am terrified to.  And now, I sit here, wondering why I should study?  Why should I rip myself apart with the knowledge that NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I will NOT find a legal job.  It is so disheartening.

The ABA does not care though.  They continue to accredit schools left and right.  Space Law programs keep popping up like STDS.  Animal Law, while admiral, is, sadly, useless for the masses.  I wonder if I am too early.  MMORPG law would have really been my true calling.  Diablo III is out this May.  Perhaps I am lucky that it comes out after finals.  Then again, during finals all I will be thinking about is how much I wish I could play Diablo III........

You tear me down you use me up.  Mr. Self Destruct...


I should have went to University of Nebraska.  The only space law program in the country.  I should have blasted off one day into space.  NASA's lawyer.  Working with Worf, and Data, commander Chikotay, and Barclay.  Oh, Commander Riker, I wish I could rendezvous in space with you.  

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Prestige Whoring | Law School Maths

If you are going to law school or are thinking about going to law school, you have probably heard the term "prestige whore".  While I do not particularly care for the term, it is a reality of the legal world, and you had better get used to it. 

Lawyers and law students are generally obsessive about prestige.  One look at top-law-schools will tell you that from 0L, students are riled up over where they are going to be going, how much they plan on making, and how much better their school makes them than their competitors.  Law school applicants go crazy over LSAT scores, undergraduate GPA's, and other 'soft' factors that they use to size each other up.  If you get into the T14, T10, T6, or T3, as they are called (and this is just another example of how number-obsessed law students are), you consider yourself 'set for life'. 

Then, there are the other T's.  The Tier 1 (T), Tier 2 (TT), Tier 3 (TTT), and Teir 4 (TTTT) law schools.  As you can imagine, to the new law school applicant, this is really confusing at first.  However, in a couple days time, you'll learn it because everyone is talking about it. 

What are the difference between law school tier rankings?

First, the Tier 1 is the top 50 law schools.  The top 14, 10, 6, 3, 2, 1, etc. are in this list, but are considered in a league of their own by many.  The tier 1 schools are considered by many to be quasi-elite (the top 14, etc. are considered by many to be elite, even though that may be changing as job prospects are turning out to be not as AMAZING as the students that go to these schools are realizing).   Schools like the mighty Cardozo, University of Washington, UC Berkeley, Boston University, Boston College, UC Hastings, Michigan, etc. are on this list.  Everyone coming out of here makes $160,000!  Right?  Right?

Second comes the Tier 2 (TT) schools.  These are the schools ranked 51 to 100.  Such schools include St. John's, Brooklyn Law School, University of San Francisco, Seattle University, Lewis & Clark, University of Oregon, among others.  Such schools are seen as quasi-quasi-elite (law students always like to put the word 'elite' into everything, as you will notice).  These are schools that are considered to be 'up and coming' or 'gaining speed' by their deans.  These are the schools that you can still get a fine legal education (whatever that means to you) and not have to feel (too) dirty inside.

Third is the third tier (TTT) schools.  Schools like the infamous Drake University, Gonzaga (what's a Gonzaga anyway?) New York Law School, CUNY Law, and a host of others line this classification like the plaque lines your teeth.  Basically it's schools that fall out of the top 100 to 150ish (even though they are not ranked in order by US News).  As you will be realizing, there are a TON of law schools out there, each pumping out hundreds of graduates every year.  Third tier schools are generally considered (or touted) to be quasi-quasi-quasi elite

Next and last is the quasi-quasi-quasi-quasi elite fourth tier schools -- Cooley, Florida Coastal, Western New England, Golden Gate University, etc.  Although they are in the bottom of the barrel of accredited law schools, they are still somewhat elite to their students because they seen as better than unaccredited law schools, they cost a lot (and if something costs a lot it MUST be good, right?), and they are law schools, and just being in law school makes you a wonderful human being!  Oh, and these schools are the ones in your e-mail and in your mailbox trying to get you in with fancy pamphlets and smiling faces of intelligent and sexy looking students who are making big money.  Who would not want to go?

"Give yourself a pat on the back, you're law students now!"
-Obligatory speech fodder at a convocation/welcome ceremony for lower ranked law schools.

The Law School Transfer Game

If you did not land in the top school (Yale), there's always the idea of transferring.  You see, law students want to be the very best (like no one ever was), and the hundreds of thousands of students are all vying to be the top student of their graduation year at Yale.  That's the game (with a couple of exceptions).  The game of transferring up the ladder has been introduced, and law schools LOVE it!  Why?  All those scholarships that they give away do not go to transfer students.  That means a student that climbs up from Phoenix School of Law to Touro or makes that arduous climb from Florida Coastal to New England Law: Boston will give up any scholarship money they had AND have to pay full price at the new school.  The schools see this is a great way to make an extra bit of cash.  And thousands of law students want to transfer.  Many will give up scholarships at a school ranked 150-200 to go to a school ranked 97th.  It's a climb up the elite ladder.  Why would you not want to transfer from Cardozo to Fordham, or from Western New England to Seton Hall? 


Rutgers to Brooklyn?  Beam me up scotty!


After Law School

After you are done with law school, you will be vying for jobs.  This is the reason you went in the first place (unless daddy has his own firm, momma's a judge, or you are dying to hang up a shingle).  Many will want to get the highest ranked clerkships.  Going into the working world, many now realize that the firms have their very own pecking order and are ranked just like law schools!  In fact, everything is ranked.  Associates, Partner, Of Counsel, Big Kahuna.  These are terms you will see in the firm.  The numbers game never ends.  Bill so many hours.  Get so many clients.  Where did you work before here?  Can you have that intern scrub the door nobs before he leaves? 

My goal:  to work at a quasi-quasi-quasi-quasi-quasi elite firm.  That is, get a real life legal job!
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