Why are law student women so hot?

Please, please may I please please join your study group please?

So there I was, just sitting in class, minding my own business, and trying to learn about the law.  Being reminded that we are the smartest people in society by our professors makes us feel good, but when surrounded by hot coeds, I know I'm going to be going back to my apartment feeling lonely and frustrated.

I don't understand what it is, but law school girls are some of the finest in society.  I remember when I first sat at orientation and thought, "wow, these girls are much more attractive than undergraduate girls."  I think that part of it is that they are no longer awkward looking eighteen and nineteen year old girls, but now have blossomed into womanhood.  Further, many are from families that have some money, so they know how to take care of themselves and look good.  Many of them dress very nice, carry themselves with grace and elegance that many average people seem to lack.  Further, they know they are intelligent, and there is something powerful about a woman who knows she is smart.

Sometimes when I sit in my classes, I think to myself, "how do so many fine ladies converge all in one place?"  Sometimes it's harder than others to stay focused on the subject matter of a class, such as contracts and property.  Especially when I want to draw up contracts to make these women my property.  But we are told by law that we can have only one, when there are literally hundreds of fine looking girls at my school.

What about the ugly ones?

There's this belief that there has to be some uglier girls to balance out the more attractive.  But it seems that there are truly no ugly girls at my school.  Further, I have noticed that every girl in this city that carries a law book into the subway, whether it's at the 4th street station (NYU), Jay Street station (Brooklyn Law), or 110th street (Columbia), they are ALL attractive.  Further, one would think that lower ranked schools such as New York Law School would probably be a bastion for the unattractive, yet when I find myself in lower Manhattan, I find that the girls around the NYLS building are flamin' hot.  Further, I have noticed that in my law internships, the Touro, St. Johns, and Fordham girls are all pretty.  And there is something about a Cardozo girl that makes my blood just flow to a certain area...mmm... yum yum.

I am sure that I have come across a law student female that I have not been attracted to.  And that's not to say that I am attracted to every girl I see.  First, I will say that few women really get my libido running.  Generally I tend to shy away from many people or wonder what they are thinking when they wear those over-sized sunglasses and carry those gaudy Gucci purses.  Further, I can't say that I would want a lawyer wife.  In fact, I don't think I would ever consider actually dating any of the law school girls.  But dang, they are fine! 

Is a law book a magic "get hot tome" that automatically makes girls sexier?What is about a law book in the hands of a woman that makes me swoon?  Is it the fact that when they hold those heavy books their breasts seem more perky?  Is it the smile they have knowing they are among the most intelligent of all humanity?  Do their cute little bodies seem to struggle with the weight of such a massive book?  Or is it their upbringing?  Did their parents, often bastions of wealth, make sure to get them all nice and sexy just in time for law school? 

I know the professors have seen me swooning when a long-legged coed walks in the room.  I know they know what I'm thinking when they have me read "Dillon v. Legg" to the class.  And I just know I can't be alone when I sit outside on a warm day watching the mountains of Leggs walk to and from the law school building, wondering if I can make it through class without breaking into a fierce sweat and pretty much ending up naked in my seat.



I don't mean for this blog to be a sexist post.  For example, I am sure that the guys are attractive too.  I can't tell that well, as I consider myself straight.  But I do know that there is a very popular club at my school called "OutLaws" in which many people seem to be enjoy.  Further, there seems to be a LOT of girls in there, so it just makes me wonder if even the girls see what I see: A ton of female students who are literally in the prime of their lives, looks-wise.  I am sure the practice of law takes its toll on many law student women -- and can they really be expected to remain that attractive forever?

In conclusion, I have enjoyed the opportunity to be surrounded by eye candy for the last 2 and a half years.  I don't know if it's worth $45k-70k tuition, but it's something nice to pass the days.  But let me tell you all, just between you and me, that sometimes it's VERY hard to keep my eyes on the books, or keep my mind on the Rule against Perpetuities when I literally feel like I'm in a gentleman's club. 

At least I have a private space to come home to after class and... study.  If it wasn't for that, I would be looking at my rank even plummeting more.